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How to Tick People Off

May 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Instead of working.

# Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
# In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
# Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
# If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
# Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
# Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.”

Reading it all the way to the end will be rewarding… there are gems like, “sit in your lawn and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down :)